if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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