And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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