And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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