I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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