I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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