i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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