I just saw a hot homeless man
oh god the rape fog is back!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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