Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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