There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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