Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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