I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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