That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
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He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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