At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
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New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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