honey bunches of taint.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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