...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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