we're blogging at a bar
North Korea, Best Korea!
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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