we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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