I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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