Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize