I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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