dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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