p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Sacagawea was the original milf.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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