maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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