I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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