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Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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