I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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