People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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