i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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