pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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