i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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