the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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