Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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