just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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