I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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