mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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