Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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