i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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