Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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