Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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