A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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