Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
COCAINE IS GR8
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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