I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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