Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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