Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Still dying that you shit outside
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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