Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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