She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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