dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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