its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
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