New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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