so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i permit you to call me
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
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why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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